On a recent
holiday I saw something strange. Postcards for sale. I couldn’t resist buying
some. My memory told me postcards need stamps. I was then told we don’t sell
stamps. You have to buy stamps elsewhere. She told me where to buy stamps.
I returned
to my holiday room. The postcard gave me a standard picture. The same picture as everybody else. They also
gave me a space which told me how many words I could write. I then wondered how to address them. What are the addresses of these grandkids? I could
send them an email and ask them their address.
I find a
shop selling stamps. The stamps have very tiny, beautiful pictures on them
which I manage to fix to the cards. In the right place and up the right
way. The lady says, “To post them you
have to exit the front door, turn right and you will see a post box.”
After
sending the postcards I send a group email to my grandkids. I include a photo
of grandma. I tell them in the email they will receive a postcard. Watch out
for it arriving in your letter box. I
receive an instantaneous reply.
Every day I
send group emails to my grandkids. The amount of words varies. Most days I add
a photo. A photo I have taken. Grandma Facetimes the kids. She talks to them. Somehow
I have to explain to them what a postcard is and how popular they used to be. I
can’t imagine them seeing numerous advantages in postcards. I can’t imagine postcards
becoming the latest craze.
Loitering in
a souvenir shop the advantages of postcards manifests. We now see a souvenir we
can buy that they will use. A fridge magnet for affixing postcards.
When we
return my grandkids excitedly greet us and say, “Look what I got.”
They love
their postcards. They show me their fridge and its adornments. They all want
their postcard to be the highest.
Even better
is the day after we arrive back in Hobart. More postcards mysteriously arrive.
We watch them retrieve the postcards from their letter box. They love them and
love displaying them. I suspect one of them took a postcard to school for show
and tell.
As I watch
them use their fridge magnets my thought bubbles move from postcard to
telegrams. I could tell them the story of when I first worked overseas 40 years
ago. International phone calls were very expensive and involved a lot of planning.
They were special. They were not spontaneous and routine.
One day I
returned to my place of residence. A telegram was waiting for me. I thought I’m
not opened that. Telegrams are always
bad news. I put the telegram on the mantelpiece and stared at it. I left it there
for at least a day. Eventually I thought I had better open it. Must know the
truth.
The telegram
said, “Happy birthday.” Even though it was a day late I was mightily relieved. Not all telegrams are bad news. I never
thought that one day telegrams will cease to exist. A new and more effective way
for people to communicate with other distant people will exist.
Slide nights
have gone the same way. When young a few of my cousins made the trip by boat back
to the “Mother Country.” They returned a few years later with a box of slides. A
slide night was arranged.
The night
arrived. A slide projector was fiddled with, a screen hung and everybody seated
suitably.
And then it
began. The slides. Every slide had a story. Sometimes the story was told by my
uncle who had remained home. That didn’t stop him. Slide nights have gone the
way of telegrams. It’s assumed everybody has already seen everything on
Facebook.
My turn to
travel eventually arrived. Being a dentist I didn’t go to England. I listened
to older, respected dentists and they all said don’t go to England. If you go
to England, work on the NHS, your work will go downhill. I went elsewhere. And I
found where-ever I went they sold postcards.
published in our daily newspaper the 12th of June 2019
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