Our group consists of five Aussies, one American, two Londoners and a guide who regularly changes her persona.
Guide: At
school we are always told to think of others. You don’t know what you want.
Harmony is
praised above individual differences.
Me: Do you think
of other people?
Guide: Yes
Me: Do you
think of the environment?
Guide: Yes
keep it clean. Don’t leave any rubbish.
Guide: School
kids have to clean the toilets after school. Car owners all clean their car at
the end of every day.
Tokyo is
devoid of rubbish. No rubbish or rubbish bins.
One of us
Aussies uses the word bogan which leds to quizzical looks from non-Aussies.
We have to
define the bogan.
Me: For a
bogan their favourite food is pizza and chips. Pizza and salad if you are an
intellectual.
Tourist: I have both.
Me: That’s called fusion.
Tourist: Confusion.
Me: A bogan has tatts. A gluten-free vegan, new-age intellectual has body art.
Me: A bogan wears black singlet and jeans. A teal-coloured, sensitive woke wears
organic natural happy pants.
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